30/40 min sketch

I’m so glad I met you.
Me too.

(Source: saxonss)

The average resident owes over one hundred thousand dollars in med school loans, and makes about as much as a waiter.

You, you want, you want me to move out? I uh, I gotta tell you man, I mean, that’s uh, it’s kinda out of the blue, I mean don’t you think?

(Source: aryahs)

Run for your life.

(Source: fredslastjoke)

(Source: headofvengarl)